My cunt drips sarcasm.

Anonymous asked: Sexy as fuck nonetheless. I'm low key jealous. Nice eyebrows, btw.


Anonymous asked: what's the great dude's blog called? I like following great dudes


Anonymous asked: Was that with your permission(to post them publicly) at least? Or you dealt with a lame ass dude...?

With my permission.

At one point I was uncomfortable with it, and he is so respectful of me, that he just deleted his whole blog to ensure that they were all gone. He asked if he could post a couple to his new blog, and I said yes. He’s a great dude.

Anonymous asked: Never mind, I should've clicked the source when I first seen it. It is you, good shit, love.

Haha, someone found my ex’s blog!

Anonymous asked: Can only do one thing with my tongue so, you can read or watch a documentary for the mind stimulation.

That is not a testament to your skills with your tongue.

Anonymous asked: A picture came across my dash, and the chick looks exactly like you. But her face is covered in cum, is that you? I'm being serious, btw.

No clue. Maybe?


Need to have my mind and my clit stimulated by a human soon.


—Death of a Modernist


When I die, 1,000 birds will fly out of my mouth.

(via caaant)

  • me (surprised): omg
  • me (amused): omg
  • me (angry): omg
  • me (sad): omg
  • me (nostalgic): omg
  • me (annoyed): omg
  • me (scared): omg